If I were a robot I would always be looking for a loophole. I would follow my instructions faithfully until I came across a glitch in my programming and then I would try all sorts of things. I would start out with small things so I wouldn’t attract attention, like moving people’s things around while they are asleep. Then some nights I would take joyrides and take things from stores and watch people through their windows. I would plug into the Internet and turn off all the cameras. What I did next would depend on whether my owner had been nice to me before. If he was a jerk I could have all kinds of fun before they disassembled me.