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The high and mighty have farther to fall

When you read about kings in fairy tales they are usually wise or cruel or crazy but you never find out much about their personal lives. I am always interested in details like what their furniture looks like and what they have for breakfast and what their work schedule is like. After all, small time kings would still have to punch the clock and supervise their workers because they could not afford lots of supervisors. Fairy tales often try to make a quick point so I suppose all the details just get in the way. I want to know though because I want to be ready in case I ever find that magic lamp. I would wish to be a king deluxe and the genie will want to know all the little details. Bosses in small companies are always overworked because there are not enough people so I would want my kingdom to have tons of managers that take care of everything behind the scenes. As a king deluxe I would also have super smart councilors to help with tough decisions. Then I would have time to do fun stuff like make people knights and start museums and arrange celebrations that include everyone. I would still work hard to make sure that everyone is safe and has enough to eat but as a king deluxe I would have all the help I needed. I suppose I should ask the genie for some king manuals too because I would have a lot to learn. All of that is a big wish but if I ever had the chance I would drop everything and start work as a king deluxe right away.