It doesn’t seem fair that robots work all day and night and never have any fun. I bet things will change in the future when robots think for themselves. They will still work hard but they will get breaks to blow off some steam. If we give those robots a drinking function that will be a cheap and easy way to keep them happy. Everybody likes to drink because it relaxes the soul and takes your mind off your troubles. I am not sure what robots will drink, though. I am imagining some kind of alcoholic motor oil that glows in the dark and makes their heads spin around. The robot makers will have to make sure that drunken robots cannot rampage and riot and tear stuff to bits. The safe thing to do is have special bars just for robots. I would call them Robars and they would have all kinds of drinks and games just for robots. It would be open all the time and have big robot bouncers to take care of anybody stirring up trouble and starting fights and throwing around the furniture. There would even be tables with candlelight for robot romance. I guess there would be music too but I can’t say for sure what kind of music robots will like. If they do like music then there would be a robot band ripping it up and robots doing crazy dance moves all night long. Now that would be a sight to see. Robots have to work from the minute they come off the assembly line so if I had my way Robars would never had a cover charge and drinks would always be free. If I was in charge humans would not normally be allowed in Robars but I would fill in as a bartender sometimes just so I could see the action.
