Genius Marketing Ideas

Want to market your goods or services by sending out millions of spam emails to people you don’t know? Having a hard time of coming up with creative subject lines for your emails? You need a snappy, engaging subject that makes people foam at the mouth in desperation to open the email as fast as possible. FEAR NOT! Here are some great subject lines free of charge.

A Tisket, A Tasket, Check Out This Basket! Wicker + Oxhide

A wink is as good as a nod – interfaith solutions for chillaxing now

Cocktail peanuts at ridiculous prices – 260 oz. and up

Pompey’s Handbook Available Now – Do As The Romans Do

I filled up my tank! Did you? Propane madness

World peace hangs in the balance – MAKE YOUR MARK NOW

FW: Wanted to ping this back to the top of your inbox

Flantastic Flan! A delicious dessert for every budget

Widgets? Whatsits? Magicks!

Yes Yess Yesss! Time Isn’t Stopping – Spend to Save!

Revolutionary new sound therapy – stop and listen!

Biggie size your income today! No stopping it

Stop using filthy soap pumps and go TOUCHLESS

Forget your pants? Go forth and prosper!

A stitch in time saves 99! 99 ways to win big!

Wild jazz at your door every night with no obligation

If the cops come knockin give them a free show with FoamUps!!

We see you while you’re sleeping – Get FrizzFree now

Elephant in the room? Clear your conscience with Toga Yoga!

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