I’m glad I don’t have to be a judge because judges spend every minute making hard decisions. I would have a headache every day of my life deciding whether people should go to jail or have to pay a lot of money. If I had to guess I would say judges have all kinds of health problems because of all that stress. If we really wanted to help the judges we would come up with justicebots. If you needed justice you could put money in the justicebot and get instant justice, and if you were broke or had been arrested then justice would be free. The judges could sit back and watch over the justicebots but I bet they would really be daytrading and drinking martinis and all the other stuff judges wish they could do if they only have the time. It could get scary though because if the justicebot found you guilty then you would be penalized right away. They might speed things up and instead of jail time the justicebot would give you a huge electronic shock or drain all your bank accounts or follow you around town for a week and tell everyone what you did. The state or city could cash in with a reality show for the most interesting cases and justice would be served day and night. There would be justice for all but I would try my hardest to just watch from the sidelines.