I would pay more money to eat somewhere if it had a fantastical show that made my head spin. People like good food but they like entertainment even better. If I could I would rent a big warehouse and turn it into an extravaganza of food and fun. I would make it look like a street inside with lampposts and sidewalks and everything and instead of a single restaurant I would have food stalls on either side of the street. All my different dishes would be in the food stalls and people could walk along and try out whatever they wanted. There would be street performers inside and bands and every thirty minutes a parade would come down the street and customers could walk in the parade with their food. It would be like Carnival in Brazil with stilt walkers and masked riders on horses plus I would have Chinese dragons and bongo players on carts and sword fighters. People would enjoy the food but they would never forget all the craziness happening while they ate. At each end of the street there would be a big stage with wild conga music and magicians. I would have people in costumes rolling carts down the street selling beer and cocktails. There would also be some rooms off the street with picnic tables where people could get away from the craziness and drink and eat their food. It would be absolute madness but people would love it and it would be the hottest ticket in town. Only so many people could get in at a time so it would never be too crowded. I wish a big spender would come along and help me put all this together. If they did I would take a break once in awhile so I could just hang out on that street and drink beer and listen to crazy congas all night long.